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Joke of the Day

"I just tried drinking orange juice with pulp in it and I finally understand why women don't like to"

"What do you call a rich black man? A tycoon."

"What they told you about Mormonism is a lie Because they can't tell the truth"

"A fly walks out of a bar. He was sitting in someone's stool."

"A man once became addicted to cocaine from foreign countries. He spent all his money to travel and sample the evil drug in all parts of the world. Thankfully, he stopped once he hit the Finnish line."

"What is the longest sentence that a man can make? I do."

"What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper? Nothing. He just grit his teeth."

"If your key ring is full of keychains with clever sayings, plus a stick filled with glittery water, I know you had a baby in high school."

"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."

"You know how people play video games by pushing all the buttons at once? That's how I'm handling adulthood."