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Joke of the Day
"Americans won't get this Free healthcare"
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"British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus. He asked the young lad ""just what are ya getting on with lad?"" The lad responds,"" none of yobishness mate"""
"Did you hear the one about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now."
"Just got a job as a scientist and I fell in love with the periodic table whilst the music was on. It was my chemical romance."
"I saw Michael J. Fox in a gardening centre the other day... He had his back to the fuchsia."
"What has 4 legs but cant move? A child born in Chernobyl, duh."
"He drove his car into a tree And found out how the Mercedes bends"
"While drinking my afternoon coffee, I oftentimes stare out the window... and ask myself: Would prison be all that bad?"
"Donald Trump and I have a lot in common People like him, but nobody knows why"
"My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal. That's his flossophy."