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Joke of the Day
"What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !"
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"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."
"The barber asked me ""do u have any kids"" & I said ""I do not, no"" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said ""I do not know"""
"Donald Trump What a joke!"
"A man with Alzheimer's walks into a bar."
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of intoxicants."
"The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight."
"[to astronaut brother] Ooooh la la Gary's going to SPACE *does jerkoff motion* I'll be here on EARTH where my pizza & tv won't FLOAT AWAY"
"doctors before an x-ray be like ""dont worry this is perfectly safe"" and then the dude goes to egypt to press a button"
"George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the ""George"" Four-Man Grill."