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Joke of the Day
"What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth? A midwife crisis."
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"Michael died while working at the clock factory. None of his friends were sad about it, they all said his time had come."
"When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing."
"Women to the left of me Women to the right of me That's when I realized I was in the wrong bathroom"
"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. We have had so many mammaries together."
"I'm a simple man *bites a pinecone* I enjoy simple things *tosses a gun into a lake* that's why I decided to let these bees live in my skull"
"Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes..."
"What's the leading cause of violence in America? Volkswagen Beetles."
"I just found a jar in the fridge, with expiry date 21/12/2012. I looked at it twice, and indeed, it was mayannaise!"
"Sure my mom birthed & raised me, but I've had to explain how to check her email 95,000 times, so let's just call it even."