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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels? A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty, and deer nuts are always under a buck."
"There's nothing in SkyMall that I don't want to buy."
"""I hate tacos""... Said no Juan ever"
"It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling is in jail."
"I wanna make a toast to blind hookers you really gotta hand it to them."
"Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!"
"I hate people who use stereotypes... They're usually hypocrites."
"My therapist says I should stop breaking into his house to tell him all my problems ... and also that he's not a therapist ."
"""Give me 'bored.' Give me 'late for lunch.' Scowl at a tree. Scowl at a tree. Look at a bird like you hate it."" - book jacket photographers."