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Joke of the Day

"""Give me 'bored.' Give me 'late for lunch.' Scowl at a tree. Scowl at a tree. Look at a bird like you hate it."" - book jacket photographers."

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"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference"
"Two guys are talking in a bar... About their wives. The first man proudly tells the other '""My wife's an angel!"" to which the other man replies, ""You're lucky, mine's still alive."""
"""I OBJECT!"" the defendant screams in court. The judge gives her a very emotional hug and says, ""No...you human."""
"How many cocks does it take to make your mother cry? None!"
"A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,""I'm sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion."" joker"
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