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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty, and deer nuts are always under a buck."

"My friend was going to Ethiopia, so I asked him ""Have you ever had Ethiopian food?"" ""No, sadly"" ""That's ok, neither have they"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !"

"I like my women how I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in my basement"

"Why are libraries so strict? Because they have to go by the book."

"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."

"are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange shit idk"

"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."

"What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings."

"What country are you most likely to get a disease? GERMany."