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Joke of the Day
"By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma. On Friday...Canada attacks."
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"As a ginger person, I find tanning to be easy I just go sit underneath the full moon."
"I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans."
"Girls. Don't get upset if your twitter crush stars a really hot girl or even retweets her cause she is prolly really a dude. Stay calm."
"Why do priests wear underwear in the shower? They don't like to look down on the unemployed"
"If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work."
"The winner of Powerball should really invest in a diverse portfolio There's also Mega Millions, Tri-State, and SuperLotto."
"""Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"" [from the bushes] ""No"""
"Can you stop making holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in Auschwitz He fell out of a guard tower."
"If Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway."