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Joke of the Day
"What's black and is on top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a housefire."
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"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get his tiny little legs open?"
"An ATM machine that gives you a hug and whispers 'Everything will be ok' into your ear when you check your account balance."
"A blonde is walking down the street with a pig on a leash. Someone approaches and says, ""Cool! Where did you get that?"" The pig replies, ""I won her in a raffle."""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement"
"Be sure to use the word ""irony"" correctly. It means when something's, you know, just weird."
"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over. BLANKET: You were cold?"
"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"
"I told my wife to go shopping for a pair of great tits. She thought I was talking about cosmetic surgery."
"My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization."