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"What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe? Au"
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"Do you know why the European stock markets are sliding down? Greece."
"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special."
"""Lift those weights, see if I care."" Said the impersonal trainer."
"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."
"What do you call a pig in a trailer? Pulled pork!"
"Jokes There are 30 cows in a field 28 chickens. How many didn't?"
"There are 2 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who cannot count.. I'm the 1st kind of person, I can count."
"Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/"
"*embraces diversity* Diversity: ""I have a boyfriend"""