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Joke of the Day

"BUZZ ALDRIN:They say in space no one can hear you scream, but it's not true and the other astronauts get mad at you for the rest of the trip"

"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought, ""that's a little condescending."""

"How do you call mosquitoes where you live? We don't. They just come unwanted"

"What do you call a donkey in space? A wild asstronaught."

"After I painted my computer black... Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time"

"Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!"

"You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you."

"So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp."

"""I'm proud to be an American"" ""I'm proud to be American!"" said the American. ""I'm proud to be Canadian!"" said the Canadian. ""I'm proud to be German!"" said the Nazi."

"Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers "