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Joke of the Day

"Nothing's says I'm guilty of every crime imaginable quite like using your blinker to pull into your driveway..."

"About to go out and make some foreign dude's night by butchering the pronunciation of the food I'll be ordering."

"What's it like having sex with a wave? Fucking hertz."

"Im at the swamp does anyone need anything"

"What do you call a group of black cartographers? Niggas with Latitude."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't go near anything that's not 20% off."

"What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team? The new york Jets"

"What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head? A seasoned traveller."

"They say the human imagination is infinite. Try to imagine a new color."

"Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas? Because that's when Satan comes."