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Joke of the Day

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't go near anything that's not 20% off."

"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."

"What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash? IT'S FUCKING RAW!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women From Kenya and tastes like warm diarrhea."

"What is the first sign of AIDS? Sharp pounding sensation in your ass."

"Mentally fistfighting everyone I pass on sidewalk (watched action movie earlier) my record is 33-10 but to be fair I walked by a school."

"Did you hear they're making a Source Code 2? It's gonna be called Source Code: The SQL!"

"The travel toothbrush has to be the greatest invention ever. Can you imagine having to lug around one of those regular heavy ones?"

"Sometimes I like to pretend an ! is just a ? squeezing through a tight space."

"I had a pet owl that like to sing songs to me... ...it was really a hoot."