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Joke of the Day

"What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team? The new york Jets"

"Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb... She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin! Original. You're welcome."

"Damn girl, are you Miley Cyrus? I fucking hate you."

"I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect."

"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? ""Land of Cold-Fusion""."

"Men are just opposite from guns The smaller the caliber, the bigger the bore"

"My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, ""How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"""

"What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans? Juan on Juan."

"Today as a Random Act of Kindness, I wore a really tight sweater to work."

"I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP I have a feeling Paul/Walker would crash and burn. Edit: thanks for the gold! It's my first!"