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Joke of the Day

"Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?"

"My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time."

"Has anyone seen my sex doll? Of course I checked the tree house. Oh wait, it's here on the front lawn, still in your wedding dress LOL"

"Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? Apparently it was a pig fucking deal."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I've never gotten stuck in a traffic jelly!"

"Ebola gives new meaning to the phrase 'Eat Shit and Die.' Credit to my brother for coming up with that one!"

"Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure you said H to O !"

"How many ""suh dudes"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It's already lit fam."

"Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon."

"Americans think of Canada as a United States cover band."