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Joke of the Day

"How many ""suh dudes"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It's already lit fam."

"So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter."

"The Energizer Bunny was arrested today... He was charged with battery."

"What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress? The size of the tip."

"Did you see the awful story about a triple amputee dog the other day? Poor pup. They said he was on his last leg."

"Old man ear hair is an evolutionary survival trait based on 10's of thousands of years to drown out spousal bitching"

"*sneeze once* God bless you! *sneeze twice* God bless you. *sneeze three times* Get your shit together, Steve."

"The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick... It's two chicks fighting over a pair of shoes."

"What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan? Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!"

"Hey symphonies, play the main part we like more."