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Joke of the Day

"How many ""suh dudes"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It's already lit fam."

"I don't like LGBT community I mean, Bluetooth in LG devices isn't something amazing, is it?"

"When I lost my virginity, it was great....... When I finally saw a vagina in real life, it was like meeting a celebrity. I was like ""Oh my god! I've seen all your movies!"""

"Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth? The bird doesn't feel he's home."

"Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese"

"There are ten types of people in this world Those who understand binary and.. wait, shit"

"I know it's time to wax my upper lip when the cashier at Firehouse Subs gives me the policeman's discount."

"You can't get AIDS from a toilet seat unless you sit down before the other guy gets up"

"I got in touch with my inner self once... Never buying single ply toilet paper again."