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Joke of the Day
"Americans think of Canada as a United States cover band."
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"Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from."
"why was six afraid of seven? because seven beats his wife thoroughly and brutally in front of six"
"I got my beautiful wife a lovely woolie hat and a coat for Christmas. She's gonna need it because I've just lost our house to gambling."
"Why did the psychic get fired? Because she didn't see it coming."
"Wrote this while waiting for a burrito in 2009 What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony? One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it."
"Don't be silly! A kid's name doesn't affect the type of person they become. Now come and hold my sweet baby Lucifer Charles Manson Hitler."
"The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't."
"What is your best casino joke? I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!"
"I heard women in this country only get 78 for every dollar a man earns... On the bright side, we get to keep 22"