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Joke of the Day
"Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon."
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"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."
"Why do they call your dick ""Robin Hood?"" Cuz I'm a girl stealer and I still have my foreskin ;)"
"Why do melons have traditional weddings? Because they can't elope!"
"It took me a long time to figure out how one could like EDM music. I didn't think Electrical Discharge Machining could even make music."
"I'm more likely to wear a donut on my wrist than any fitness tracker."
"Your wife and your lawyer are both drowning. You've got a choice to make. Do you go to lunch or a movie ?"
"How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what interns are for."
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"Where do David Cameron and his party meet? In the Conservatory!"