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Joke of the Day

"Psyched for the new Rihanna/Chris Brown songs! Haven't been this excited since Hitler & Anne Frank's duet, ""Chillax, Haterz!"""

"how many months have 28 days in them . All of them."

"This man is frank and earnest with women... In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest. - Henny Youngman (for a Monday morning pick-me-up.)"

"Kim Jong Un walks into a bar... [removed]"

"Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?"

"I'm not saying don't trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy in the number of Ipads I've won & the number of Ipads I own."

"Why are orphans bad at baseball? They have no idea where home is."

"Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a potato."

"What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus? ""Smells Like Teen Spirits"""

"Does anyone know where concentrate is? I've been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now.."