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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!"

"Wanna hear a medically incorrect racist joke? Glaucoma is short for driving like Asians syndrome"

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere"

"Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road? No guts."

"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."

"Why is Saturn like your balls?? Because it is in between jupeter an your anus."

"Where do seagulls live? Shit, wrong subreddit."

"They say being a hostage is hard But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."

"""No one cares about the jews"" ""Yeah, they do"" ""No they don't. During the holocaust i killed 3 jews and one clown"" ""Why one clown?"" ""See? No one cares about the jews"""

"My science test was like Jesus and the Cross... I fucking nailed it. Ok, I'll go now."