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Joke of the Day
"Where do seagulls live? Shit, wrong subreddit."
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Oink. Oink Who? Make Up Your Mind...Are You A Pig or an Owl"
"A duck walks into rehab ""What're you here for?"" asks the desk lady. ""I'm addicted to quack."""
"Hey girl, are you a derivative? Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves"
"I made a joke about someone getting knocked out... ...but I forgot the punchline."
"""Someone called me a butterface today! Is that bad?"" ""Well it's *half* a compliment."""
"Did ya hear Fergie is pregnant? Told her husband she was 2000 and late"
"3 nuns, and a nude guy... A guy in a trench coat walks over to 3 nuns, and takes off all of his clothes. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun passed out."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Without a penis."
"I donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic.. I wouldn't take no as an answer"