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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant? I guess the eggplant came first! I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious"

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"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top."""
"What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea? He went home and drowned in his tea pee."
"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ... And all I did was sign up."
"According to my laptop, my New Year's resolution is 1680 x 1050."
"I'm going to name my son Awesome... ...so whenever he sleeps with someone, they are fucking Awesome."
"What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer? A stagnation"
"What do you call rich Mexicans? The Juan percent."
"I think Diane knows I was her Secret Santa at this morning's office party, because this afternoon I had to borrow my stapler back from her."
"How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!"