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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"

"What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray."

"Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep? Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd"

"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."

"Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee."

"Do I know any jokes about Sodium? Na"

"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers."

"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."