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Joke of the Day
"How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb? why don't we have both?"
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"Based on the seemingly random things my autocorrect suggests I sometimes wonder if it is trying to communicate with me."
"I went to London over the weekend and wore tracksuit bottoms in the hope of fitting in. How wrong I was. If I really wanted to fit in, I should have wore a turban."
"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"
"The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize."
"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"
"What do you call a water fowl looking in a window? Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)"
"I'm teaching my 2 year old about currency so I can figure out what coin she just swallowed."
"Hello 911? Yeah, my wife accidentally fell off a cruise ship 3 months ago"
"How do you make an archaeologist blush? [repost for spelling] You hand him a dirty tampon and ask him what period it's from!"