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Joke of the Day

"No wonder 1% is so bad I got my raise, not even 1%, my bank don't even give close to 1%. But my taxes ---- **30%**."

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"My To Do List: 1. Buy a flat screen TV. 2. Hang it on a wall. 3. Put a tub of boiling water under the TV 4. Watch ""The Ring"" and see tht bitch fall when she crawls outta my TV."
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"My girl told me that she has daddy issues... So i left for a pack of smokes and never came back."
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"Man, Asians drive so bad . . . I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
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