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Joke of the Day

"Coining Money. George Washington: We should put ""We Trust In God"" on our money. Thomas Jefferson: Great idea! Did you get that? Yoda: Yep"

"It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you."

"My grandma thinks of me as a rock star... Always having me sign her tits. Takes forever."

"[Worm sitting alone] WAITER: Dinner for 1? Dumb question W: But- *worm cuts self in half* *waiter shrieks* 2nd WORM: I'll have the prime rib"

"Angry Birds for Olympics: Instead of hitting two birds with one stone, here you can hit two stones with one bird."

"What is the difference between my grandma and a newborn baby? When I fuck my grandma up the ass she doesn't die."

"Old one but...A Priest, A rapist and a Pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a beer!"

"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."

"Nobody knows why our shoemaker always makes the insides of his shoes rock-hard... They say he was just born without a sole"

"An unemployed prostitute approaches a brothel manager and asks for a job. The manager regrettably replies, ""Sorry, we have too many openings right now."""