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Joke of the Day

"Nobody knows why our shoemaker always makes the insides of his shoes rock-hard... They say he was just born without a sole"

"AMA character from the Universal Studios Harry Potter world Really! I'm Sirius!"

"If I had a dime for every time I lost something between the couch cushions... I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too."

"Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. Back when I was a teenager, mice had balls."

"What do you call graduates from secret society school? Alumniati"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because this joke was so bad, even Dane Cook wouldn't steal it."

"Total shocker that you actually have to pay for things when you get to the register. Go ahead and dump your purse on the counter. We'll wait"

"The actress that played Anne Frank in the Anne |Frank story was so bad..... That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said ""where is she"" the audience shouted ""she's in the attic""."

"Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer. Single Asian ladies don't wanna do it with me anymore."

"What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service? Netfocks"