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Joke of the Day

"Nobody knows why our shoemaker always makes the insides of his shoes rock-hard... They say he was just born without a sole"

"Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now? ""Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"""

"Why can't silverware go on good road trips? Because every time they set out, they eventually come to a fork in the road."

"I tried to catch some fog once... ...mist."

"Perfection ""Practice makes perfect"" ""Nobody's perfect"" I'm so confused"

"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maaaybe"

"Did you hear about the man that flashed three nuns? Two had a stroke and one couldn't reach."

"In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: ""*Or else*""."

"Why do women have boobs? So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got something to look at when yah talkin' to em'! So ya got... Thanks Family Guy."

"I've decided I'm not going to have kids. I love babies, but I'm just not ready for the commitment of uploading that many photos to Facebook."