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Joke of the Day

"Angry Birds for Olympics: Instead of hitting two birds with one stone, here you can hit two stones with one bird."

"Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack."

"Hey morons, when in doubt, just spell it ""theiyr're."""

"A farmer is a man outstanding in his field."

"What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun? Nothing they were busy teens."

"If I was a Doctor, my prescription pad would just read: ""Smoke 2 joints, eat ALL the chicken"""

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom."

"Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard. #VPDebate"

"Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob."

"On Facebook, my friend became a fan of Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag and Nickelback. I became a fan of unfriending her."