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Joke of the Day

"Why is American Beer like making love in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water. ^(Source: The Philosophy department of the University of Wallabaloo.)"

"Apparently Kanye dropped a new album on an obscure platform. Torrent."

"How do fish make calls? On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one...."

"how many Amish How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?"

"Whenever someone tells me ""make yourself at home"" at their house, I always clog their toilet"

"Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope."

"Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you."

"what did the soldier say to the other soldier when wanting him to get in the tank? ""Get in the tank!"""

"What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't."

"If your name got called on The Price is Right, it'd be fun to scream, jump up and down, and then run full speed out of the studio"