174715

Joke of the Day

"Common courtesy: don't bring McDonalds French fries on the plane unless you bring enough for everybody."

"Did you hear they just passed a law making round hay bales illegal? They says that they don't give cows a square meal."

"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? They had a lawn-distance relationship."

"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."

"Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman is a douche"

"I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. Do I look like I have a 2020 vision?"

"What is the difference between a priest and a zit? A zit wait to come on your face till your 13"

"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball anymore? Because he got all crossed up..."

"This florist doesn't even know anything about floors, and he's acting like I'm the stupid one!"

"Donations Son: ""Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."" Father: ""Okay, give him a glass of water."""