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Joke of the Day
"Haters gonna hate, thermometers gonna thermom"
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"Why did the nose run? It did snot want to be late"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I dunno how they got in there."
"What do you call a obese fortune teller? A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!"
"I told my dad I lost my virginity... He said ""You were on bottom?... Then you really fucked up""."
"- You are more attractive when you don't wear glasses -You too, when I don't wear glasses"
"How do the Chinese vote? With their erections."
"If I am attacked by a group of clowns..... should I always go for the juggler?"
"A lady goes to the emergency room with a vibrator stuck in her cooter. The doctor says, ""That's going to be hard to remove."" She says, ""I don't want it removed. Just change the batteries for me."""
"I bet the Chinese get excited when it's raining cats and dogs. Must be like a buffet for them."