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Joke of the Day
"Haters gonna hate, thermometers gonna thermom"
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"What do you call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of musicians? A drummer."
"walk up in the club like what up omg this is a funeral i am so sorry I twerked on the casket sorry for your loss."
"TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face whoops wrong scrub"
"I wanted to tell you a FedEx joke... But there was already one yesterday, and I don't want you to get FedUp."
"Yes, 911?... Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?"
"I make so many dad jokes... I probably have a lot of bastard children I don't know about"
"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There'sno point to it, anyway."
"Einstein made a theory about space... It was about time too."
"What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space. Successful"