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Joke of the Day
"What's a divorce attorney's favorite dessert? Wedding cake"
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"Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning? You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"A man sees a woman 500 feet in the air... He asks her ""hey, do you know anything about parachutes?"" She says ""No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?"""
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it be R, but it's da C!"
"I rode a horse today. In other words, I had sex with Sara Jessica Parker"
"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."
"What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee"
"What do you call the medic in a K9 unit? A dogtor."
"I'd make a political joke... But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went."
"It was called a jumpoline... ... before your mother jumped on it."