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Joke of the Day
"What's a divorce attorney's favorite dessert? Wedding cake"
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"Trump There's no punchline, as the title was the full joke"
"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water. The beauty of the workplace is that water bottles are allowed."
"[spelling bee] your word is 'hor d'oeuvre' ""can you use it in a sentence?"" yes...'I bet this kid can't spell hor d'oeuvre'"
"I don't know. I feel like a zoo that specialized in morbidly obese animals would be a fun time but I've had a few drinks so I don't know."
"What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !"
"A Clinton presidency is like an iPhone 7. I really don't want an iPhone 7, but I'll probably end up with one anyway."
"A man asks his blind daughter what her favorite color is... She responds ""My favorite color is orange. It is the new black after at all."""
"I got my beautiful wife a lovely woolie hat and a coat for Christmas. She's gonna need it because I've just lost our house to gambling."