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Joke of the Day

"Mannequin challenge but me just standing in the kitchen, in the dark, holding the ice cream container as my wife walks by unaware."

"Give me your best ""I like my women..."" joke Obligatory; I like my women like I like my jack and cokes: single and inexpensive. Let me hear yours"

"A Roman walks in to a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers, please."""

"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road? Because he was crossed."

"Men and women are not so different afterall They both imagine each other on their knees."

"Nothing enrages me more than a pop-up ad that MOVES SO YOU CAN'T CLICK THE X."

"I'm not surprised Kristen Stewart couldn't act faithful. She can't act happy, sad, frightened, mad, shocked or aroused either."

"Turkey; you are approching to our border! Russia;cyka -stay out of our border! -blyat https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUkGFOhWsAAKvkB.png"

"What's yellow and flys through walls? A magic banana..."