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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the medic in a K9 unit? A dogtor."
Next Joke
"Coworker: Do u have a phone charger? Me: No. CW: How about the 1 on your desk? Me: WHO ARE U CALLING A JIGGABOO LINDA?! CW: OMG! *runs away*"
"Moses walks into a bar And says ""I'll just halve water"""
"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"
"Interesting how u totally lose track of ur age after 21. Nothing to look forward to until 31, when u can legally own a donkey in a bathtub."
"What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant"
"What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait? 2B or not 2B?"
"What do you call Aaron Rodgers' generous daughter? Sharon Rodgers"
"My favorite extreme sport is riding the passenger seat while my wife drives"
"It was odd seeing pecan logs at the grocery store... because I usually don't get the logs until after I eat the pecans."