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Joke of the Day

"What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off"""

"Your restraining order says NO But your lazy eye says.......maybe later."

"Abortion jokes are never funny. So if you accidentally start forming one, you should terminate it before it comes to fruition."

"What's a good thing about a novelist conman? He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose."

"The unemployment rate rose to 9.8% and Twitter is expected to see about a 10% hike to hit 200 million users by New Year's. Coincidence? No."

"Whoever said that collectively women are the fair sex obviously didn't understand the meaning of fair, or women, or maybe even sex..."

"What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget? A huge short coming."

"Did you hear about the guy who had writers block? He stopped writing and it was"

"What do you call an Asian Terrorist group? Rice-is"

"I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation... My Czech is in the mail!"