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Joke of the Day
"Your restraining order says NO But your lazy eye says.......maybe later."
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"You know those couples who are into butt stuff from time to time? It's only occas-anal."
"I kept getting asked to stop singing ""What is Love?"". My response to this is always the same... ""I would stop if I Haddaway"""
"Chuck Norris Found The Ark Of The Covenant... He Currently Uses It As A Coffee Table."
"Where do baby soy beans come from? they come from edamames"
"I was voted ""most friendly"" at my high school in 10th grade. It was at this point in my life that I knew serious changes were in order."
"[Twister] DOG 1: left paw green DOG 2: i told u this was a terrible idea DOG 1: cmon Jim just pick the green one DOG 2: THEYRE ALL GREY GARY"
"A duck walks into a drug store. He says ""Give me some chap stick."" The cashier asks ""Will that be cash or credit?"" The duck says ""Just put it on my bill."""
"My Dogs name is... My dogs name is Jesus because I am still waiting for him to come back"
"Most arachnophobes end up secretly being spiders themselves"