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Joke of the Day

"I'm boycotting 50 Shades of Grey because it perpetuates the stereotype that men can change."

"How did the mathematician get rid of his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"Ovulation jokes aren't funny. Period."

"Yall wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."

"Bought an ice cream cake and the cashier told me to keep it in the freezer until serving as it will melt. I gotta start dressing smarter."

"Wine improves with age, I improve with wine."

"8 letter word for the somewhat-outdated practice by male prisoners of giving their female co-criminals first pick at the bootleg weapons? Shivalry."

"Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall."

"Was at a 90s themed party with my girlfriend. She went to get us drinks and was back within seconds. I asked her how she got them so fast. There's no punchline."

"Bring your nsfw jokes. You down? Anything that makes parents cry when their kids say it."