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Joke of the Day
"At first I didn't like beards, But then they grew on me"
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"Why are your kids like drugs? Because the law says you shouldn't do them, but it feels *sooooo* good - until you wake up the next day and just want to flat-out kill yourself."
"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant"
"You know what they say about STD'S Sharing is caring"
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... the Welshman's not there because he's still at the Euros."
"What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!"
"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!"
"How do you lower the United State's debt problem? Elect a female president."
"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing"
"Wearing high heels and releasing doves at weddings are so last century. I'll be wearing running shoes and releasing chickens at mine"