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Joke of the Day
"What is the first symptom of AIDS? Pounding in the anus"
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"What i if told you You that read wrong And that probably too"
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"I stuck my finger in an outlet today It really hertz"
"Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing... After he exits he tells Watson ""I think I am constipated."" Watson replies. ""No shit Sherlock?"
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