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Joke of the Day

"What does Tammy Wynette do to beat the heat? Stands by her fan."

"So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter."

"My friend is mad at me because I saw her using a huge tablet to make a call so I offered her a gas cylinder to light her cigarette.."

"What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !"

"Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position? He just couldn't hold it any longer."

"""You're either going to love me or hate me."" - someone you will definitely hate"

"When playing ""Got your nose,"" make sure the victim is willing to play. Also, that you're not at a urinal. Also, that it's their nose."

"Why did mr.Potato head go to Prison. Hash browns."

"I was going to write a joke about feminism... But my husband wouldn't let me."

"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."