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Joke of the Day

"My friend is mad at me because I saw her using a huge tablet to make a call so I offered her a gas cylinder to light her cigarette.."

"Did you fall from the sky? Not because you look like an angel but because your face looks like you fell from a really high place ;)."

"There are five frogs staring at me right now but only one can be America's top model."

"I've been up for 30 seconds and I am already exhausted."

"Mumford and Sons next album is just going to be someone rubbing an antique burlap sack against a microphone for an hour."

"What is a cat's favorite vacation spot? Maui."

"A termite walks into a bar He says, ""is the bar tender here?"""

"New Zealand cricket"

"Yo momma's so stupid she failed a pregnancy test"

"An American in France... An American in France limps into a doctor's office. The doctor runs over to the patient and asks, ""What happened!?"" The American responds, ""Ei ffel""."