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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !"
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"What do you do with an aggressive Islamic German shepherd Muslim"
"What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"
"Reception Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding sucked! But, the reception was AWESOME!"
"What would you name a prequel to a story about a man who doesn't age Personally I'm happy with 'The Picture of Ionian Gray'"
"What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends? Hearing AIDS."
"What would a Prius minivan be called? Post-us"
"A good comedian is like a good dictatorship. Consistent in their execution."
"What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? ""Let's knot."""
"My oldest played with BPA free toys that I sterilized constantly. My youngest is playing with a metal coat hanger and a AA battery."