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Joke of the Day

"Computer problems can be solved with duct tape if you apply it directly to the mouth of the person asking you to help fix their computer."

"[x-post from askreddit] Aside from throwing stones, what should a person living in a glass house not do?"

"What did the testicle say to the other testicle? ""Between you and me, I think something's up."" I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!"

"What kind of trucks do pigs drive?..... A pig up truck"

"Why did Windows skip 9? Because 7 ate 9."

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"

"Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball? because they don't know where home is"

"What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues? An insecurity guard "

"We used to have a woman at my school who educated us about life in a certain east Asian country She was our Korea officer"

"Once I got my art degree I didn't need to deliver to people anymore. Now they come to me, explaining what they want me to create. Then I ask them to pull up to the next window."