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Joke of the Day

"People say America is free, but Korea is free too! Whenever I was born, my parents gave me a choice: Piano or Violin."

"How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What are you talking about? The bulb is fine."

"I'm trying, but all the Liam Neeson jokes are taken."

"What do rednecks say after they broke up? We can still be brother and sister."

"Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"Why are Panda's always sad? Because all their friends are dead."

"Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber."

"Ive been stupid enough to develop amnesia... I dont know what i was thinking ..... ~~*ba dum tissss*~~"

"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."

"What's a Lawyers favourite food? suet"