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Joke of the Day

"#ReplaceACelebWithAHouseHoldItem Nail Patrick Harris"

"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre..."

"I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?"

"I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer... ...so...dad, if you're up there..."

"I don't usually post on this sub, so here goes nothing..."

"Some call me an alcoholic, But I call myself an antisocial drinker"

"They finally came out with a white PS4! I mean the black one runs fast but it never works."

"I just got a PhD My penis enlargement operation went well. Now I am proud to have a Pretty huge Dick."

"German scientists have discovered a new drug, derived from the bacteria *Adolfus hitlerii*, which will be applied to people with ADD. Its ad campaign will carry the slogan ""It helps Jew concentrate"""

"I like the phrase ""I wasn't born yesterday"" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid."