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Joke of the Day
"I told my African friends a joke about rain They didn't get it"
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"A man walks into a bar... Because he forgot he was in Jail"
"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing The Monkees. I thought she was lying, but then I saw her face..."
"When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, ""Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."""
"Most serial killers are men. That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years."
"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"[OC] What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together? Pulp friction."
"Why are atheists afraid of exponents? They don't believe in a higher power."
"What did one penny say to the other penny? Come with me and we will make cents."
"My baby was coughing and choking and I panicked because I didn't know what to do. So I grabbed the bong out her hands before she dropped it."