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Joke of the Day

"My brother lost his job at the rubber factory ... but I think he'll bounce back."

"R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma"

"I gave my bus seat to a blind man this morning... I lost my job as a bus driver."

"[texting gf] February 13th ""I think we should spend some time apart"" February 15th ""Ok that was enough time"""

"I work in a bar called Advice. I get really good tips."

"While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal with hunger pains from fasting super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis"

"I can never remember if it's ""laying"" or ""lying."" Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he's doing one of them in the middle of the road. :("

"Your mouth makes the same movement's as your butt when you say the word ""poop"".... same with ""explosive diarrhea"""

"What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear? Claude"

"I've come to the conclusion that my sex life sucks. I was masturbating the other day, and my hand fell asleep."