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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear? Claude"

"At first, I didn't like my haircut. But then it grew on me."

"So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad... ...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!"

"Our daughter ran away from home once when she was a teenager. We were frantic. Within months, we called the police to report her missing."

"Being in love is amazing, the way it takes your breath away, closes your air passages and renders you unconscio--no, wait, that's asthma."

"I always keep at least 6 wigs in my trunk for trips to the grocery store so I can keep going back for samples"

"""TGIM!"" - My liver"

"If I commit suicide, it'll be for a shallow reason, like unrequited texts. But the note I leave will mention world hunger at least 11 times."

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!"

"I can't find my lucky sweatpants. Now I'm going to totally bomb this job interview."