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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional? Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full."

"Words can't hurt you ...unless they're ""Bet you can do that."""

"I want to start a charity where terminally ill people can request to sleep with hollywood celebrities... I'll call it ""Make A Wishbone"""

"The John Deere manure spreader It's the only product the company won't stand behind"

"If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it."

"Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart"

"What did one strand of yarn say to the other? I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. ""Ball up..."""

"OLD MAN: I fought in WWII ME: Oh yeah? What was your kill:death ratio OLD MAN: what ME: Can you rocket jump? OLD MAN: I wish Hitler had won"

"What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams? Harry Frotteur"

"What's it called when a pig kills itself? Soooey!-cide"