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Joke of the Day

"My old dog What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing. He wont come when you call."

"Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you'll have to fix the washing machine yourself with YouTube videos"

"I'm such a cougar magnet. And I'm not talking about middle aged women either, I'm talking about REAL FUCKING COUGARS!"

"After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"I'm a virgin but I have sex sometimes"

"How do you make a flea circus? From scratch."

"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? The gas bill was too high."

"Give me your coconut water and organic gluten-free cookies, unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic."" - 2015 school bully"

"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."